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Build a dating CV in 60 seconds. Themes that swing from swipe cards to endorsement walls. Your voice, your jokes, your 7-month-situationship work history.

A theme for every vibe, plus a few era wildcards.

Each family has a flagship plus its own variations. Wildcards are Personal Ad (1990s newspaper), Yearbook (early-2000s slam book), and Craigslist (2010s missed connections).

Alex, 28
Bucharest - 180 cm - Gemini
"Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour."
+ Actually listens+ Plans dates with thought! Only available after 11 PM

Prompts

Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.

Dating history

7-month situationship - Apr 2024 - Nov 2024
Talking stage at coffee shop - May 2024 - Jul 2024
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Bold & Direct

Spark

Bold, direct, swipe-card energy.

Alex, 28
Bucharest - 180 cm - Gemini
The pitch
Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour.
Prompts
Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
Flags
+ Actually listens+ Plans dates with thought! Only available after 11 PMOwns 12 plants, never waters them
Dating history
7-month situationship - Apr 2024 - Nov 2024
Talking stage at coffee shop - May 2024 - Jul 2024
Free

Warm & Structured

Hive

Warm, structured, yellow-band layout.

Alex, 28
Bucharest|180 cm|Gemini
"Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour."
Prompts
Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
History
7-month situationship - Apr 2024 - Nov 2024
Talking stage at coffee shop - May 2024 - Jul 2024
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Thoughtful Prompts

Prompt

Editorial layout built around prompt cards.

C R
Alex
28 - Bucharest - Gemini
"Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour."
In Their Own Words
Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
Discretion
+ Actually listens+ Plans dates with thought! Only available after 11 PM
History
7-month situationshipApr 2024 - Nov 2024
Talking stage at coffee shopMay 2024 - Jul 2024
"Will probably remember your birthday."
- Sarah, best friend since 2018
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Exclusive & Editorial

Crown

Black + gold, exclusive-club energy.

[ ALEX ]
28 · Bucharest · 180 cm
### TAGS
[ TEXTS_BACK_WITHIN_4_HOURS ][ REMEMBERS_YOUR_COFFEE_ORDER ][ WILL_GO_TO_THAT_THING ]
LOCATION
Bucharest
HEIGHT
180 cm
ZODIAC
Gemini
PRONOUNS
they/them
### PITCH
Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour.
### FLAGS
+Actually listens
+Plans dates with thought
+Texts back
-Only available after 11 PM
~Owns 12 plants, never waters them
### PROMPTS
Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
### REFERENCES
Will probably remember your birthday.
// Sarah, best friend since 2018
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Dense & Intense

Grid

Black + neon yellow, dense mono layout.

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Alex, 28
Bucharest · Gemini
THE PITCH
Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour.
Q1 · Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
O Strongly agree   O Agree   O Neutral   O I am the talking stage
Q2 · My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
O Strongly agree   O Agree   O Neutral   O I am the talking stage
FLAGS
+ Actually listens+ Plans dates with thought! Only available after 11 PMOwns 12 plants, never waters them
DATING HISTORY
7-month situationshipApr 2024 - Nov 2024
Talking stage at coffee shopMay 2024 - Jul 2024
REFERENCES
"Will probably remember your birthday."
Sarah, best friend since 2018
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Quiz-Driven

Quiz

Pink + cyan retro questionnaire layout.

ENFP
Campaigner
Alex
28 · Gemini
Bucharest · 180 cm
Quality timeActs of service
The Pitch
Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour.
Compatibility Notes
Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
Flags
Actually listensPlans dates with thoughtOnly available after 11 PMOwns 12 plants, never waters them
History
7-month situationshipApr 2024 - Nov 2024
Talking stage at coffee shopMay 2024 - Jul 2024
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Personality-Typing

Type

Pastel personality-pill flagship.

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Alex
Open to dating opportunities
Bucharest · 180 cm · Gemini
Open to datingPremium member
About
Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour.
Endorsements
Actually listens+47 endorsements
Plans dates with thought+31 endorsements
Texts back+18 endorsements
Texts back within 4 hours+18 endorsements
Remembers your coffee order+12 endorsements
Experience
7-month situationship
Apr 2024 - Nov 2024
Reason for leaving: mutual growth opportunity
Talking stage at coffee shop
May 2024 - Jul 2024
Reason for leaving: mutual growth opportunity
Recommendations
"Will probably remember your birthday."
Sarah, best friend since 2018
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Endorsement-Style

Endorse

Corporate endorsement-style layout.

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Is this a real product?

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Are these the actual Tinder / Bumble / Hinge logos and fonts?

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