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>> NEW MATCH FOUND_
Alex
Alex
AGE 28
28 // they/them // Bucharest // 180 cm // Gemini
>> PITCH.txt
"Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour."
// PROMPTS
“
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
“
MY IDEAL SUNDAY
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
// SKILLS
TEXTS BACK WITHIN 4 HOURS
REMEMBERS YOUR COFFEE ORDER
WILL GO TO THAT THING
// FLAGS
++ GREEN FLAGS
++Actually listens
++Plans dates with thought
++Texts back
!! RED FLAGS
!!Only available after 11 PM
!!Says 'we should hang out' but never does
~~ BEIGE FLAGS
~~Owns 12 plants, never waters them
~~Stops mid-sentence to point at dogs
// HISTORY
7-MONTH SITUATIONSHIP
Apr 2024 - Nov 2024
TALKING STAGE AT COFFEE SHOP
May 2024 - Jul 2024
// REFERENCES
"Will probably remember your birthday."
>> SARAH, BEST FRIEND SINCE 2018
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ALEX
28 // Bucharest // 180 cm // Gemini
The PitchA-01
// hi-vis statement
Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour.
PhotosB-02
#1
#2
#3
#4
#5
// 5 photos archived · authentic site shots
PromptsC-03
01
Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
02
My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
Dating SkillsD-04
Texts back within 4 hourscertified
Remembers your coffee ordercertified
Will go to that thingcertified
Flag InspectionE-05
+Actually listens+Plans dates with thought+Texts back!Only available after 11 PM!Says 'we should hang out' but never does~Owns 12 plants, never waters them~Stops mid-sentence to point at dogs
ReferencesF-06
“Will probably remember your birthday.”
/// Sarah, best friend since 2018
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ISSUE 28
FOLIO 01
MMXXVI
PAGE 01 / 01
FEATURED PROFILESUBJECT NO. 01
Alex
28 , they/them , Bucharest , 180 cm , Gemini
The Feature
B
ad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour.
“I've been to 30 countries.”
The Portraits
Plate I
PHOTOGRAPHED FOR HINGE
Plate II
PHOTOGRAPHED FOR HINGE
Plate III
PHOTOGRAPHED FOR HINGE
The Prompts
01
/ 02
Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
02
/ 02
My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
The Repertoire
I.Texts back within 4 hours
II.Remembers your coffee order
III.Will go to that thing
The Annotations
Affirmative
+Actually listens
+Plans dates with thought
+Texts back
Caveats
-Only available after 11 PM
-Says 'we should hang out' but never does
Marginalia
~Owns 12 plants, never waters them
~Stops mid-sentence to point at dogs
Endorsements
“Will probably remember your birthday.”
Sarah, best friend since 2018
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A · M
MMXXVI
ALEX
28 · Bucharest · Gemini
"Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour."
PORTRAIT
IN THEIR WORDS
Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
REFERENCES
"Will probably remember your birthday."
SARAH, BEST FRIEND SINCE 2018
REFINEMENTS
Texts back within 4 hours, Remembers your coffee order, Will go to that thing.
HISTORY
7-month situationship
APR 2024 - NOV 2024
Talking stage at coffee shop
MAY 2024 - JUL 2024
DISCRETION
FORTÉS
,
Actually listens
,
Plans dates with thought
,
Texts back
QUIRKS
,
Owns 12 plants, never waters them
,
Stops mid-sentence to point at dogs
CAVEATS
,
Only available after 11 PM
,
Says 'we should hang out' but never does
RAYA · INVITATION ONLY
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STATUS: ONLINE :: CVHIVE.TTY1uptime 0d 23h :: load 0.42
> whoami.sh
$ Alex_28 @ Bucharest:~$
ALEX
180 cm :: they/them :: Gemini
> cat PITCH.TXT
// stdout :: pitch
Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour.
> ./tags --list
[ TEXTS_BACK_WITHIN_4_HOURS ][ REMEMBERS_YOUR_COFFEE_ORDER ][ WILL_GO_TO_THAT_THING ]
> cat FLAGS.TXT
[+]Actually listens
[+]Plans dates with thought
[+]Texts back
[-]Only available after 11 PM
[~]Owns 12 plants, never waters them
> grep -i ./PROMPTS
// QUERY 01
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
// QUERY 02
MY IDEAL SUNDAY
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
> tail -f ./REFS.LOG
"Will probably remember your birthday."
-- Sarah, best friend since 2018
BAT:87%|TX:128KB/s|CONN:SECURE|ENCRYPTION:AES-256|TTY:1
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SUBJECT B · STANDARDIZED DATING ASSESSMENT
Please mark the answer that best applies. Use a No. 2 pencil.
FORM 1996-A
SERIAL #00B-47
Examinee, print name in box below
Alex· 28
Location:Bucharest
Height:180 cm
Sign:Gemini
Pronouns:they/them
READING PASSAGE I(60-second response)
Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour.
Q1.MULTIPLE CHOICE, RESPONSE ITEMS
Q1.Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
MARK ONE
A
B
C
D
Q2.My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
MARK ONE
A
B
C
D
Q2.SECTION II, SELECT ALL THAT APPLY
X
Texts back within 4 hours
X
Remembers your coffee order
Will go to that thing
Q3.GRADE THIS PROFILE, ANSWER KEY
+PASS
(1) Actually listens
(2) Plans dates with thought
(3) Texts back
XFAIL
(1) Only available after 11 PM
(2) Says 'we should hang out' but never does
?PARTIAL
(1) Owns 12 plants, never waters them
(2) Stops mid-sentence to point at dogs
Q4.SUPPLEMENTARY, PROCTOR TESTIMONY
"Will probably remember your birthday."
- Sarah, best friend since 2018
FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLYFORM 1996-A · SUBJECT B · DO NOT FOLD OR MUTILATE
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28  *  they/them  *  Bucharest  *  180 cm  *  Gemini
read this!!
Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour.
rated 11/10!
*
Texts back within 4 hours
*
Remembers your coffee order
*
Will go to that thing
LUV LANG
QUALITY TIME  high
ACTS OF SERVICE  medium
dear diary
Q: Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
Q: My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
FLAGZ
OK!  Actually listens
OK!  Plans dates with thought
OK!  Texts back
ICK!  Only available after 11 PM
ICK!  Says 'we should hang out' but never does
??  Owns 12 plants, never waters them
??  Stops mid-sentence to point at dogs
they said!
"Will probably remember your birthday."
-- Sarah, best friend since 2018
stick this on yr binder
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A
Office of Alex · Dept. of Modern Intimacy · Bucharest 02-7B
FILE 1998-A
Received
08 MAY MMXXVI
To:ALEX, c/o the Group Chat
From:DEPT. OF MODERN INTIMACY
Re:EVALUATION OF CANDIDATE, Alex
Date:08 MAY MMXXVI
Cc:Bucharest · 180 cm · Gemini
// Clause I, The Party
Bad puns, worse decisions, will text you back within a reasonable hour.
// Clause III, Record of Skill
01.Texts back within 4 hours
02.Remembers your coffee order
03.Will go to that thing
// Clause IV, Prior Engagements
7-month situationshipApr 2024 - Nov 2024
Talking stage at coffee shopMay 2024 - Jul 2024
// Clause V, Interrogatories
Q.1 / Re: Two truths and a lie
I've been to 30 countries. I can't whistle. I once met Bill Murray at a karaoke bar.
Q.2 / Re: My ideal Sunday
Couch, bagel, eventually a walk because the dog demands it.
// Clause VI, Status Report
Positives
+ Actually listens
+ Plans dates with thought
+ Texts back
Risks
− Only available after 11 PM
− Says 'we should hang out' but never does
Noted
~ Owns 12 plants, never waters them
~ Stops mid-sentence to point at dogs
// Clause VII, Testimonials
“Will probably remember your birthday.”
- Sarah, best friend since 2018
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